Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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