3 of us had 22 margaritas. Hellllllo yellow cab. Goodbye morals.
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
I think a van full of parolees just blew me kisses. Thoughts?
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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