Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
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So here i am dipping ice cream in my vodka and watching the bad girls club on demand. This is not ok
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
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Dude this weed smells so good they should make it into a Vicks vapor rub scent and I would rub it all over myself.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
it was like reliving my childhood drunk at a bar.
The internet was right. Snorting muscle relaxers is awful
He was out clubbing with his SON. WHY did you let me KISS HIM? Also WHERE WAS HIS SON?!
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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