How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
Had a moment of weakness, slept with my ex last night
So that's why our room smells like tequila and shame.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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