One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
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i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
My bed is full of blood and feathers
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
Considering how much money I just spent on slutty lingerie, it is totally appropriate for me to be plucking my nipple hair right now. Right?
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SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
Brb crying the tears of my youth
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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