No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
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Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
So I spent all night thinking my bed was floating down a river and telling the cats to get on the bed because they were going to float away. Percocet is strong shit.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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