When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
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Just for the record its a bit awkward when you introduced me to your friends at your house as your brother and then insisted in front of them that I sleep in your bed with you
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
I offered him midol and told him "it always helps my period so maybe it'll help yours"
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He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Yo whoever left a thong on the dining room table, first of all get help second of all please remove it now
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
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