Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
you told the cab driver to stop being such a pussy because he wouldn't let you shotgun a beer in the backseat
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
Nobody knows who they are, but they have an ice luge so they are welcome in my book
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
The sun is out, the birds are chirping, I made some brownies, I'm not pregnant
This is literally what my 13-year old cousin said to me this morning.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
What happened last night dude?
YOU SHIT ON MY FUCKING COFFE TABLE THATS WHAT FUCKING HAPPENED!!!
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