If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
In hindsight, buying 4 different kinds of vibrators at once may have been a little overenthusiastic of me.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
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I forgot if I was chewing my gum or my tongue
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
his ex girlfriend sent him a pic of her naked in the bathtub so I sent her a pic of me sucking his dick
Honestly my life is shambles over a married man who looked like a fuckin NERD ON HIS WEDDING DAY
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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