it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
singing james blunt while drunk. tell me thats not wonderful
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
True life I used my fake as a photo id for my final. My professor told me good luck and laughed. Hope the bouncers are in the St. Patrick's day spirit.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
I created a photogrid for every picture he has ever sent me of his penis. Now I can see every angle at one time. THIS IS GREAT.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
She is still out of it but keeps saying ur name she said to tell u dinosaurs aren't real but biscuit with a z made bad choices
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