what if I'm pregnant?
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why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
ive come to the point where weve hung out more times sober than drunk. i think im growing up. fuck.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
His IQ level must rival that of a comatosed aardvark.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
So hungover. Have a black eye from where I tried to brush my teeth and stabbed myself in the eye instead. Should make the performance review I was stress drinking about go so much better.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
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