you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
after we were done she whispered to my dick "you sir, are a genius"
I guess all those years with her as your babysitter finally paid off.
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Man, I'm never going tanning again he noticed the burns on my ass
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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