Omg. Never. Take a laxative the day you are going on. A date.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
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Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
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i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
Just remember, if we get caught, you're deaf and I don't speak English.
I never actually go in the club. I get in line, hit on a chick, and convince her to come drink all she wants for free at my house.
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
I have photo proof.
Girl, don't care. What's my rule? If I don't remember it, it never happened.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
Randomize