So she stayed over last night and slept walked in to my moms room where she used the bathroom and then proceeded to get in bed with my moms naked boyfriend. So yeah, at least now my family got to meet her.
did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I would rather wake up to a truck driver than wake up to her
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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