Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
he was already passed out before we got there, so i already knew i was going to like him
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
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I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
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Because guys aren't supposed to cry. Especially when it's over a dude singing a Christmas carol.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
THAT BEAUTIFUL FACE AND HEAVENLY LIGHTING IS NOT HELPING THE NOT DEAD POINT HOW DO I NOT KNOW YOU ARE NOT TEXTING ME FROM THE AFTERLIFE
The after life smells like latex gloves and hand soap
why is there a shopping cart in my back seat? and a dick drawn on the side of my car?
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