I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
that sweater is a total boner killer. you might as well be wearing a wedding dress.
i think the date started going downhill when i mentioned how many therapists i have
Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
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i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
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He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
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