i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm waiting for seagulls to eat this throw up
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I told myself this year would be different, I wouldn't get "pee in a fish tank drunk".. Got to the girls house... Fish tank in her room.. 2 years in a row.. had to keep the tradition going
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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