Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
Don't take this the wrong way but I just mistook a trash can for you
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
There's no point in calling it Big Titties Tuesday if girls with big tits don't get anything special
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
He challenged me to a drink off, I couldn't just say no. It was a matter of pride really.
And as he was cursing your name from the bathroom you were ordering yourself another drink on his tab. The poor bastard had no clue you were a pro drunk
too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
earned some solid air miles from the plan B I just bought. #silverlinings
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