a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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