Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
God, you're like boner-b-gone
I haven't been this hungover since you found me laying in front of your door gagging with pepto bismal tablets scattered around me
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
Im sorry i offered the man at mcdonalds your hand in marriage in exchange for some french fries
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Damn, I just did coke with a dude in a bathroom and after he took his dick out right in front of me and took a piss. What a power move.
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