I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
just heard 2 nerds making fun of a girl for mispronouncing stochiometry. they followed it up by discussing the mathematical equation for getting laid. my day just became 100x better.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
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it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
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Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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