But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
yes we're having sex but I'm texting you...so what does that tell you?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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