there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
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you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
Note to self: don't jizz on a surface cleaned with Tilex. It WILL turn purple.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
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Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
I have vodka soaked strawberries. My latest tarot card reading hinted at a lesbian/bisexual coming out. I doubt I survive the night.
Even though he had a fractured vertebrae, the sex was still phenomenal. Better than normal actually. I hope the vertabrae never heals.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
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