1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
The difference between what I would do for a regular Klondike bar and an Oreo flavored Klondike bar is astounding
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
The last good decent convo we has was when I was trying to convince you to let me watch you pee.
I thought of you this morning when I woke up in a bed with a girl wrapped in duct tape dressed as a coors light can.
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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