I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
I was walking around outside with a basket of eggs. I feel like little house on the prairie: hungover edition.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
So? Find me, fuck me, then you can go to sleep and I'll leave.
Wow. That's the most amazing thing anyone has ever said to me.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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