They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
were talking about masturbation in my pysc class. He says it's healthy. I'm gonna live forever
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
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great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
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We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm still drunk. I put on workout clothes this morning and just puked in my bathroom. That's the same as going to the gym, right?
He drinks vodka like healthy people drink water and I wanted to have his adopted gay babies. That's all. I'm going to go find him and potentially propose.
I'm sorry I didn't get you anything for your birthday
It's just you didn't get me the fucking bear suit last year
I just opened a beer with a child's toy at a 5 year olds birthday....can you look up the next AA meeting?!!
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
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