Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
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everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Nuts. Absolutely nuts. she just screamed in my face something about not knowing whats happening and then got tackled by a dude
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
He should get nipple rings. No homo...I actually don't think there is a way to make it non gay.
Yeah you should have just let that thought go.
The sigh of relief when u realize none of your drunk texts will result in permanent damage
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Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
You told me not to tell you found out you're pregnant..
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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