My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
She waited 7 months to break out her comicon costumes. I was only mad it took her so long. I fucked an elf last night and strawberry shortcake the night before!
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
I'm studying. And by studying I mean I am laying on my floor drinking boones farm alone. Last two weeks. Fuck it.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
If I die, sorry about rent.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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