Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
after you threw up, you tried to prove you were sober by reading the ingredients off the shampoo bottles
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
He was singing Will Smith Just the Two of Us to his burrito. That high.
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If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
She woke me up with an urgent call telling me she was rolling on Mollie and swimming in the ocean. I mean that's just great. If she drowns, I'll feel responsible.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
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Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
I'm pretty sure even the managers want me to show up hungover my last day, it would be negligent and disrespectful to do otherwise
We got cut off at the bar, but it's okay because I tactically rolled behind the bar and grabbed a bottle of whiskey. Meet me in the back booth when you're done puking in the bathroom. This is about to get real slutty.
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I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
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