Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
WOKE UP NEXT TO A PLATE OF MEATBALLS HAPPY MONDAY
I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
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