we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
Hey when you wake up and read this, we really need to stop pullin our dicks out when we drink dude. I have all the pics, yall are assholes
I owe you a thank you for last night. Only you could go up to a guy, ask if he likes my boobs, and return later to find us in a full on dance floor makeout sesh. Well played.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
theres too many punctuation errors in that text to turn me on.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
My dad found my bra hanging from my rear view mirror. Happy long weekend.
When he mumbled "I can't feel my legs," proceeded to stand, fall over, and just lay there I knew I'd given great head...
when I finally sobered up enough to get out of bed this morning I went to talk to mom and forgot that I had TITS written in big letters on both my hands. I love drinking games.
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