I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
I can't breathe out the right side of my face
ya i vaguely remember microwaving a whole package of bacon for 20 minutes or so and then eating it all around 4am
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
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he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Obviously a higher power wants us to be sunday drunk together
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
My mind just played a snippet of me asking to be a Joey and trying to climb into your apron pocket...
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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