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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
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he put on The Eye of the Tiger while she was in labor.
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
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Why is my hat full of peanuts?
Don't throw them out, I'm on my way
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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