her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
So when you said you wanted to make a clay replica of my boobs and hang it above your bed you actually meant it?
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
She only fucks to metal. I don't know whether to marry her or run for the hills.
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
bring the pregnancy test and the margarita mix, see you in 15
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
Just woke up in a Price Chopper bathroom stall with a half eaten cake on the floor. Had to get a ride from the waitress I made out with. What happened to "Don't let me drink Tequila?"
I lied.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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