He asked if it was my vagina. I told him it was my butt. Clearly I need to buy him a map of the female form.
Seriously. You just grinded your ass all over the heisman trophy's dick. I want you to think about that.
Can you bring me a pair of sunglasses to the bathroom please... Don't judge me.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
omg last night while walking home from your house I stole a seatless bike and carried it into my next door neighbors kitchen.. we just looked It up online it's an antique and worth $500 dollars
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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