omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
I don't even have to sign up for karaoke at duncans anymore. The karaoke ppl just sign me up themselves. Without my consent. I also sang stacys mom to some lady named Stacy who's mom died yesterday.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
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are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
I felt that there wouldn't be enough planB and forgiveness to go around
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There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Sorry, I gave half my brain to my thesis and the other half to mdma
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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