Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
proudest moment: just made a guy walk into a parked car with his mouth hanging open cause of the shirt im wearing.
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I put you to bed and you would not go unless I let you sleep with the vodka
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
as a side note pls kill me
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