i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
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Hold on. She's wrapped herself in toilet paper and is scaring the dog.
Too many margaritas?
I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
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And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Sorry I trained your dog in Spanish last night. At least he listens to someone now.
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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