Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
the 24 hour champagne diet aint going so well
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I hit him with a car. Nothing says I hate you more than backing into someone with a fucking car.
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
I slept on her porch...in her dads handcuffs
WEED BROWNIES! He put weed in my brownie mix! And he got it from YYYYOOOOUUUU!
Look at the bright side mom. After 20 years dad is still capable of surprising you!
Shut up Max.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
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