Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
i swear to god, this restaurant is playing a john tesh cover of a song from aladdin
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
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'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
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I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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