I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
There are topless girls riding the lawn flamingos. I win.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
Also, thank you for letting me cry in your lap on the bathroom floor. I can't remember if I was clothed at that point, but if I wasn't, extra thank you.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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