You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
fuck your aforementioned shoe
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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