Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Sharon took in a random bleeding stranger drunker than her, named her Nicole, and is feeding her jello shots on the toilet
Do you want the really bad news or the bad news? Or do you want it in chronological order?
sorry for allegedly lighting the beer pong balls of fire
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
She turned down sex for beer pong. I'm not sure if I should be disappointed or not.
Literally been in their house 5 minutes and I've projectile vomited all over the bathroom wall. The dog licked it up though so I think it's cool.
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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