Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
peeing in bathroom at penn station and the homeless man next to me is combing his beard with a fork...god I love new york
Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
i have my own cum on my nose right now. don't talk to me about "embarrassed".
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Then she said I give the best mouth hugs and bar went silent.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Just because he told you it was safe doesn't mean you should have licked it.
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
I'm worried about your health. And your boobs. Actually, health, then boobs. Health first, boobs second. And third.
I don't think anything is more terrifying than the thought that you might shit your pants in front of your boss
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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