Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
I've decided to bang my pen-pal.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
This guy is like Don Jon! Im over here this weekend and at least four times I've heard porn on his phone thru the bathroom door.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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