It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
Why doesn't the washer have a puke setting?
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Shut up. You had me at killer robots. Your place or mine?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
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