Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
i didnt mean to paint the dog... it just kinda happened
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
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Someone shattered a urinal.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
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I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
she stopped traffic so I could crutch across the street. Clubbing while crippled and drunk is different.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
And I think she just drunkenly ordered an ipad. she said it was so pretty she couldn't keep it "locked up" because an ipad has to be let free.
We somehow ended up in Oklahoma. Nick's been crapping for two hours and I'm afraid to call a doctor because who the hell knows what sort of stuff goes down in the middle of nowhere. So not a great long weekend really.
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