i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
it would be nice to just get drunk, not hook up with anyone, and not die this weekend
That's the second time in a week someone has called me to talk drunk you into getting up off the floor. This needs to stop.
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I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
The other day I was really high and I felt like my words were coming out of my mouth in flowers...I don't know.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
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GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
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