What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
I just stood beside an Amish man and bought Cocoa Krispies and tampons.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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