WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
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I don't think I own any pants that haven't seen his bedroom floor anymore...
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Dude when we asked him where he lived all he could tell us was "by the slurpees." That fucked up.
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You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
So the 25yr old smokeshow I fucked last night said "Prepare to be disappointed" as he put the condom on. I was. 40 is bullshit.
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
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