whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
I wish i could convert my hornyness to productiveness. I would have written a fucking book by now.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
For not really liking Christmas, I have an astounding amount of holiday-themed lingerie
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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