I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
So this shipmate of mine somehow managed to throw up in his back pocket.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
Of course my walk of shame coincided with the alumni marathon on campus. But, I did get a thumbs up from the woman handing out water.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
I was really excited when he said that condoms didn't fit him, then he added "they fall right off"...
What are your plans?
Get picked up. Convince you to leave work. Smoke. Drink. Fly helicopters.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
May he have a McRib induced stroke and lose the feeling in his tastebuds.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
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