i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
I have a boner and a quesadilla why aren't you here
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I just want to let it be known that I almost put my phone in the fridge.
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
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