Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
I watch one musical on Netflix, and the "Suggested for you" section is literally almost the entire gay movie category. I feel profiled, and netflixs' accuracy about my sexuality is both impressive and offensive.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
I have a bunch of bug bites on my ass... This is why you don't have sex against a tree in the woods
Also: I hate her so much. She's out at hooters, making spelling errors, while I'm literally sitting at a clinic getting std tested. Which of us won the morality award in this break up.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Randomize
