So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
Saxophones in my mind. I swear someone dosed me.
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
i only stock magnum condoms so if the guy i bring home doesn't fit in them he only gets to eat me out. no exceptions.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
Now I am free. And I want to go meet men. My phone deleted all my contacts, and I consider this to be a new beginning. With a new man in my phone book.
Randomize
